How to Deal with the Craigslist/Kijiji Scammer

VAL & MY RESPONSE:

Re:re: $700 1 Bedroom
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Wow, this sounds great doesn’t it Val?

I would like to talk about it further with you if that is okay. We can talk about the LEGAL specifics and to make sure that this isn’t a scam at all. I mean, you seem like a very very honest person and not a liar. Cause God is very important to all three of us, and we know God damns ALL liars.

You my friend seem like a very caring individual and Val and I are in tears because of your generous offer and personality.

I’ve had to deal with a lot of craigslist/kijiji ads that use the same email structure in their scams, but reading your email over and over, it seems to be alright…

I mean, if you were a scammer, you would just tell us to send you money before we have access to the house. But you wouldn’t do that would you? I mean sending a ton of money without a key is just silly!

As for the key and document, no worries at all! It just happens that Val and I are on vacation in Texas! So, how about we come to your house, meet you, sign the document, and you can give us the key. You know, just to make sure again that you are 100% genuine. Of course we would get all your information (driver’s license, birth certificate) just in case this is a scam that we could simply report to the police.

But you seems like a wonderful man/woman of God, so we expect you to stand to your word.

So yes, I hope you don’t mind us coming by, maybe spend a couple days at your house, get to know you, then we can be on our merry way, back to the apartment and enjoy life for 1-2 years in your late father’s beautiful property. Everything will be special and happy.

Thank you for this, we are quite excited.

love,

Ryan & Val

P.S. here is the information you requested:

Full Name: Ryan Mills & Valerie Conforzi
Your Full Address: 56 Maitland Street., Unit 1233
How old are you?: 26 & 23
Are you married?: Not yet (LOL!)
Do you have a pet?: I consider Val my pet wink wink
Do you have a car?: Yes, but hoping to add another three in the next couple years.
Occupation?: Adult Entertainment Distributor
How many months contract will you Deposit?: As many as needed, money isn’t an issue
*********** When will you Move in?: Whenever is available
************ When will you Move Out?: Whenever you need it back

The picture of the Tenant Renting the house? (If available): Below