Save Some of that Milk for the Orphanage

I’ve mentioned a couple of times that Val periodically will talk in her sleep. As most spew out inaudible gibberish, Val usually sounds clear and composed but what she says isn’t relevant what so ever. As someone who tosses in their sleep, I wake up a lot and sometimes my rolling around will ignite Val’s sleep talking. The first instance, I woke up in the early morning, say 4AM, and at that very moment, Val patted my leg and said “That’a girl!”. When asking for clarification, there was no response, she just went back to snoring.  The second instance was the other night. Once again I woke up around 4AM and adjusted my body (I think my ass was asleep) and Val went “Oh! That must be the pizza”.  These are golden and I hope one day to make money off of a book making fun of her sleep talking.

I’ve been persistent with my New Years’ resolution.  Three weeks into 2012 I have been sleeping better, eating better and exercising.  I find that the trick is getting things ready the night before. As I mentioned, having a coffee maker with a fucking timer is the best idea ever – honestly (aside from sex) what is the greatest sensation in the world? It’s clearly waking up to the smell of coffee filling your apartment!  I’ve bought these massive mixed greens, cherry tomatoes and cucumber and that has been my lunch 85% of the time. I make this really awesome dressing too (balsamic, olive oil, dijon mustard and lime juice). I have been extremely motivated after I lost 30 pounds since 2010. The goal is to lose another 10 by March then another 10 by the end of the summer. Bringing me down to 175 pounds. Clothes are fitting me and are looking great on me – I haven’t felt like this for a long time.

Enough of the frigging bragging you bozo! There are a couple of events I am looking forward to. THIS GUY will be playing in a coed softball tournament at the Rogers Center (SkyDome) on January 28th weekend. So excited! Val and I in February will be taking a magic train ride to Montreal. I have never been there and I haven’t even been to another province. I am excited! I also plan to buy beer at a convenience store because we are deprived of such luxury here in Ontario. There will hopefully be a trip to Cuba again this year too.

Loving this song right now…she’s not even that great but I absolutely love the instruments in it.